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Mark Jackson takes job/Van Gundy cries himself to sleep

Mark Jackson has been announced as the new head coach of the Golden State “Not the #1 pick” Warriors. In other news, Jeff Van Gundy was recently spotted crying in the corner. Whether they were tears of joy or sadness … Continue reading

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STOP THE PRESSES

Anything being printed as news today that is NOT the following news does NOT COUNT AS FUCKING NEWS. And no I’m not going to talk about why I haven’t posted in so long because I’m a man and it’s my … Continue reading

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I like when famous people talk about places I like.

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Locked Up: The Dirt Linwood Story – Part 1

I apologize for my lack of posting recently.I hope this explains why, and that you’ll forgive my absence. The truth is, I’m a bit of a drifter. I often move from town to town, being carried wherever the winds of … Continue reading

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Locked Up

It’s not that I don’t love you all. I would have posted. Apparently there are rules and laws against just doing whatever the hell you want. I’ve been locked up. Straight Akon style. It’s been some bullshit. I’ll tell you … Continue reading

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Swayzesghost needs you!

Every Sunday, Dirt Linwood is supposed to make a new post. The problem is that he’s a huge dirtbag who rarely sees his responsibilities all the way through. So while he’s sleeping off his hangover, I guess I’ll try and … Continue reading

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Oh.

UM APRIL FOOLS LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING DON’T WORRY GUYS. P.S. Hey Scrap please tell me next time when you’re just kidding around.  

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