Category Archives: And This One Belongs To The Reds

Reds Rule, Cubs Suck.

One of the perks of being criminally underpaid is that sometimes your employers toss in a little something extra to try to keep you from going and getting a job somewhere else. In my case, it was free Reds tickets … Continue reading

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Free Mike Leake!

Mike Leake has been accused of stealing a lot of things over the years; young girls hearts, the souls of his strike out victims, my girlfriend, and even the occasional base.  But this time he was officially booked by the … Continue reading

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Someone get Dusty Baker on the phone.

I know our fan-base here at swayzesghost spreads far and wide so I’m asking you guys a little favor. I need to get in touch with Dusty Baker and I need to do it quick, so if one of you … Continue reading

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Something feels different this year.

It’s almost that time of the year again. The birds are starting to chirp, the ground is beginning to thaw, and Art is stocking up on BBQ sunflower seeds. That’s right ladies and germs, it’s baseball season. The teams have … Continue reading

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Adam Wainwright Probably Needs Tommy John.

Our collective reaction to the news. Newman, as usual, is the Cardinals fan base. With the news that Adam Wainright probably needs Tommy John surgery, baseball expert and candidate for “Worlds Tiniest Man” Tim Kurkjian essentially just handed the pennant to the Cincinnati Reds.  Swish.   … Continue reading

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