Author Archives: Scrap Iron

Reds Rule, Cubs Suck.

One of the perks of being criminally underpaid is that sometimes your employers toss in a little something extra to try to keep you from going and getting a job somewhere else. In my case, it was free Reds tickets … Continue reading

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2011 NBA Playoffs: Round 1 Recap.

Oh boy, I’ve really got myself behind the 8-ball here. I have really done it this time. As you probably know, I was originally hired on here at swayzesghost.com as their Senior NBA analyst. Basically I was supposed to be … Continue reading

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Free Mike Leake!

Mike Leake has been accused of stealing a lot of things over the years; young girls hearts, the souls of his strike out victims, my girlfriend, and even the occasional base. ┬áBut this time he was officially booked by the … Continue reading

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Someone get Dusty Baker on the phone.

I know our fan-base here at swayzesghost spreads far and wide so I’m asking you guys a little favor. I need to get in touch with Dusty Baker and I need to do it quick, so if one of you … Continue reading

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The Thrilling Conclusion of Fair Game.

When we left off last week, the only good character in the movie was just murdered and the police think that Cindy’s house was blown up by some sort of taffy or caramel or something. At least I think that’s … Continue reading

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Scrap Iron’s Dinner Theater.

It’s been a long running tradition here on swayzesghost that we spend Sundays in the office watching bad SyFy original movies, because we’re usually too hungover to move or pay attention to a movie that makes us use a single … Continue reading

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They’ve Done it Again.

The good people over at Phusion Products have FINALLY rolled out their Spring line and, man, have they out done themselves this time. Let me be the first to introduce to you the much anticipated bottled Four Loko. All the … Continue reading

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