Monthly Archives: May 2011

STOP THE PRESSES

Anything being printed as news today that is NOT the following news does NOT COUNT AS FUCKING NEWS. And no I’m not going to talk about why I haven’t posted in so long because I’m a man and it’s my … Continue reading

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Reds Rule, Cubs Suck.

One of the perks of being criminally underpaid is that sometimes your employers toss in a little something extra to try to keep you from going and getting a job somewhere else. In my case, it was free Reds tickets … Continue reading

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