Monthly Archives: April 2011

I like when famous people talk about places I like.

Posted on April 30, 2011 by Art Klondike
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Locked Up: The Dirt Linwood Story – Part 1

Posted on April 27, 2011 by Dirt Linwood

I apologize for my lack of posting recently.I hope this explains why, and that you’ll forgive my absence. The truth is, I’m a bit of a drifter. I often move from town to town, being carried wherever the winds of … Continue reading →

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2011 NBA Playoffs: Round 1 Recap.

Posted on April 26, 2011 by Scrap Iron

Oh boy, I’ve really got myself behind the 8-ball here. I have really done it this time. As you probably know, I was originally hired on here at swayzesghost.com as their Senior NBA analyst. Basically I was supposed to be … Continue reading →

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Free Mike Leake!

Posted on April 18, 2011 by Scrap Iron

Mike Leake has been accused of stealing a lot of things over the years; young girls hearts, the souls of his strike out victims, my girlfriend, and even the occasional base.  But this time he was officially booked by the … Continue reading →

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Locked Up

Posted on April 18, 2011 by Dirt Linwood

It’s not that I don’t love you all. I would have posted. Apparently there are rules and laws against just doing whatever the hell you want. I’ve been locked up. Straight Akon style. It’s been some bullshit. I’ll tell you … Continue reading →

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Someone get Dusty Baker on the phone.

Posted on April 12, 2011 by Scrap Iron

I know our fan-base here at swayzesghost spreads far and wide so I’m asking you guys a little favor. I need to get in touch with Dusty Baker and I need to do it quick, so if one of you … Continue reading →

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The Tuesday McGavin Meaty Man Diet

Posted on April 7, 2011 by Tuesday McGavin

Welcome to the new-and-improved Meaty Man Diet by Dr. Tuesday J.  McGavin. This is a collection of resources that will help you create the meatiest, manliest, most delicious meals you’ve ever had. I created this diet two years ago after … Continue reading →

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Breaking News on the future of Tuesday McGavin.

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Tuesday McGavin

I went to the doctor the other day and it looks like I need to make some lifestyle changes. Basically he told me that I’m not getting enough vitamins and shit out of my all beef and alcohol diet. After … Continue reading →

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The Thrilling Conclusion of Fair Game.

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Scrap Iron

When we left off last week, the only good character in the movie was just murdered and the police think that Cindy’s house was blown up by some sort of taffy or caramel or something. At least I think that’s … Continue reading →

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Swayzesghost needs you!

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Art Klondike

Every Sunday, Dirt Linwood is supposed to make a new post. The problem is that he’s a huge dirtbag who rarely sees his responsibilities all the way through. So while he’s sleeping off his hangover, I guess I’ll try and … Continue reading →

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