Someone Hates Baron Davis.

And his name is Donald Sterling.

You know you’ve probably done something wrong when your owner shows up to games solely for the reason of calling you a fat ass.  Now, Donald isn’t a guy that’s content with just humiliating someone in public, Don had to send his ass packing.  Just letting a guy go isn’t nearly enough, so he had to send a message, and that message was “fuck you”.  So he sent poor Baron to basketball hell, aka our beloved Cleveland Cavaliers.  Let that sink in for a second.  He was sent to the Cavs, the team we’re supposed to root for, as a punishment.

Baron Davis, you poor bastard.  He schlubbed up and down the court literally tens of times a game for the Clippers in their glory days (08-11), then they finally get a shred of respectability in rising superstar Blake Griffin, and he gets kicked to the curb. To the worst team in the league.  With a coach that got him kicked off his first NBA team. And it’s in Cleveland.

"Congratulations, Baron Davis. You've just been traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers!"

So, congratulations Cleveland Cavaliers, you just inherited a lazy 31 year old guy who sat out his last game with a knee injury.  The odds of that knee injury meaning he can’t won’t play a game this year are almost 100%, given his track record.  Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy off the court, but on the court, I’d rather have a burlap sack full of socks with a beard glued to it.  It’s not like the Cavs are going to be contenders in the next 20 years so I don’t even know why I’m talking about it.  Hopefully we can at least get some good youtube videos out of it (at least he’s cool).

UPDATE: I just got this e-mail from the Cavs (we like to keep in touch).

The Cleveland Cavaliers aquire 2011 first round pick!!!! and some guy

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